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Pick your poison:

Option 1: Mr. Workman:Heyo, I'm Miguel and I work at Whitesmith (https://www.whitesmith.co) as a… well, my LinkedIn says "Data Scientist", my email signature states "All-purpose Flour", my Slack bio has "Swiss Army Knife" on it and there are rumours I once wore a construction helmet during a deploy. So yeah, most of the time I'll be wrestling some dataset or misbehaving bot into submission. But firefighter also applies.

Option 2: Talk data to mePeople call me Miguel, but odds are, that's just a coincidence. You do know that life is just a special case of Bayes' Theorem, right? I mean, probably… Anyhow, just don't use the words Neural Networks around me or I might spontaneously combust. If any of this made sense to you, check out http://unplu.gg/, 'cause numbers mean nothing unless you're doing some good with them.

Option 3: Dinner DateOh man, dinner? What's for dinner? What do you mean, I have to cook it? Of course I love to cook, but don't you think once in a while I can get a break and just eat? No? sigh, can I at least make it spicy? What do you mean, intolerant? I think you mean "not brave enough" don't you think? Hey, where are you going? Hey, come back!

Option 4: WE LIKE SPORTZMiguel. Overall tall guy. Likes Basketball. BALL IS LIFE.

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Pick your poison:

Option 3: Dinner DateOh man, dinner? What's for dinner? What do you mean, I have to cook it? Of course I love to cook, b